my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
Best post on tumblr omg
yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost
pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs
skip a few decades. george weasley dies.
fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts
Je suis un ananas.
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"